Some Jokes

A joke

    Afik is very afraid of frog. One day, a frog came into his house. He quickly called policemen. "Help me! Help me!" said Afik. "What's wrong with you?" asked a policeman. "There is a frog in my house. Help me!" continued Afik. "Do you make a joke?" asked the policeman. "Of course I'm not joking as I am calling you now," answered Afik.

Spellings 

    Afik was chatting with his friend, Lukman. He asked something," How to spell SHEET?" Lukman replied, "Do you mean SHIT?" "No, I mean how to spell S. H. E. E. T?" continued Afik. "You can spell it. You spelled it just now," said Lukman. "What did you talk about. Please tell me the spellings please," said Afik. "Huhhhhhh," sighed Lukman.